What those words in Yearly Performance Reviews really mean…

OUTGOING PERSONALITY – Always going out of the office.
GREAT PRESENTATION SKILLS – Able to bullshit.
GOOD COMMUNICATION SKILLS – Spends lots of time on the phone.
WORK IS FIRST PRIORITY – Too ugly to get a date.
ACTIVE SOCIALLY – Drinks a lot.
INDEPENDENT WORKER – Nobody knows what he / she does.
QUICK THINKING – Offers plausible excuses.
CAREFUL THINKER – Won’t make a decision.
USES LOGIC ON DIFFICULT JOBS – Gets someone else to do it.
EXPRESSES THEMSELVES WELL – Speaks English.
METICULOUS ATTENTION TO DETAIL – A Nit Picker.
HAS LEADERSHIP QUALITIES – Is tall or has a loud voice.
EXCEPTIONALLY GOOD JUDGEMENT – Lucky.
KEEN SENSE OF HUMOR – Knows a lot of Jokes.
CAREER MINDED – Back Stabber.
LOYAL – Can’t get a job anywhere else.
PLANS FOR PROMOTION/ADVANCEMENT – Buys drinks for everyone.
OF GREAT VALUE TO THE ORGANISATION – Gets to work on time.
RELAXED ATTITUDE – Sleeps at desk.