The Will Of God

THE WILL OF GOD

The will of God will never take you,
Where the grace of God cannot keep you.
Where the arms of God cannot support you,
Where the riches of God cannot supply your needs,
Where the power of God cannot endow you.

The will of God will never take you,
Where the spirit of God cannot work through you,
Where the wisdom of God cannot teach you,
Where the army of God cannot protect you,
Where the hands of God cannot mold you.

The will of God will never take you,
Where the love of God cannot enfold you,
Where the mercies of God cannot sustain you,
Where the peace of God cannot calm your fears,
Where the authority of God cannot overrule for you.

The will of God will never take you,
Where the comfort of God cannot dry your tears,
Where the Word of God cannot feed you,
Where the miracles of God cannot be done for you,
Where the omnipresence of God cannot find you.

What those words in Yearly Performance Reviews really mean…

OUTGOING PERSONALITY - Always going out of the office.
GREAT PRESENTATION SKILLS - Able to bullshit.
GOOD COMMUNICATION SKILLS - Spends lots of time on the phone.
WORK IS FIRST PRIORITY - Too ugly to get a date.
ACTIVE SOCIALLY - Drinks a lot.
INDEPENDENT WORKER - Nobody knows what he / she does.
QUICK THINKING - Offers plausible excuses.
CAREFUL THINKER - Won’t make a decision.
USES LOGIC ON DIFFICULT JOBS - Gets someone else to do it.
EXPRESSES THEMSELVES WELL - Speaks English.
METICULOUS ATTENTION TO DETAIL - A Nit Picker.
HAS LEADERSHIP QUALITIES - Is tall or has a loud voice.
EXCEPTIONALLY GOOD JUDGEMENT - Lucky.
KEEN SENSE OF HUMOR - Knows a lot of Jokes.
CAREER MINDED - Back Stabber.
LOYAL - Can’t get a job anywhere else.
PLANS FOR PROMOTION/ADVANCEMENT - Buys drinks for everyone.
OF GREAT VALUE TO THE ORGANISATION - Gets to work on time.
RELAXED ATTITUDE - Sleeps at desk.

You cannot have wings and roots at the same time.

Deer vs. rabbit

A girl putting herself out in the open during The Chase, is like a deer putting its chest against the hunter’s weapon. You suddenly want to hunt wabbits!

Bold

When you cannot make up your mind, which of two evenly balanced courses of action you should take, choose the bolder.