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What those words in Yearly Performance Reviews really mean…

OUTGOING PERSONALITY – Always going out of the office.
GREAT PRESENTATION SKILLS – Able to bullshit.
GOOD COMMUNICATION SKILLS – Spends lots of time on the phone.
WORK IS FIRST PRIORITY – Too ugly to get a date.
ACTIVE SOCIALLY – Drinks a lot.
INDEPENDENT WORKER – Nobody knows what he / she does.
QUICK THINKING – Offers plausible excuses.
CAREFUL THINKER – Won’t make a decision.
USES LOGIC ON DIFFICULT JOBS – Gets someone else to do it.
EXPRESSES THEMSELVES WELL – Speaks English.
METICULOUS ATTENTION TO DETAIL – A Nit Picker.
HAS LEADERSHIP QUALITIES – Is tall or has a loud voice.
EXCEPTIONALLY GOOD JUDGEMENT – Lucky.
KEEN SENSE OF HUMOR – Knows a lot of Jokes.
CAREER MINDED – Back Stabber.
LOYAL – Can’t get a job anywhere else.
PLANS FOR PROMOTION/ADVANCEMENT – Buys drinks for everyone.
OF GREAT VALUE TO THE ORGANISATION – Gets to work on time.
RELAXED ATTITUDE – Sleeps at desk.

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Am primit un mass genial de data aceasta 🙂 Ingioi!

ABUZ = (Om) fără buze
APOI = apă mare
BATALION = fratele mai mic al plutonierului Batal Gheorghe
BIZAR = zar dublu
FIŢUICA = îndemn peiorativ adresat prunelor înspre a se transforma într-o băutură spirtoasă
GHINIOANE = varianta moldovenească pentru ardelenescul „Bine, Ioane”
ÎNFOCARE = transformare în focă
ÎNVIORAT = prevăzut cu vioară
LEŞINA = pe unde merge „le tren”
MĂCEL = mac mic
MERITORIU = teritoriul ocupat de livada de meri
MICROSCOP = scop mărunt
RATEU = pateu din carne de ratza
SCARABEU = cetăţean ce locuieşte la bloc, la scara a doua, scara B; din aceeaşi familie de cuvinte se cunosc scaraceu şi scaradeu.
SOIOS = de soi
TRACTOR = actor cu mult trac
TUTUN = a-a-arma de-de-de a-a-artilerie
ŢURŢUR = sunetul soneriei, iarna


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